Bad Worshippers! Bad!

Today when I opened my e-mail inbox i was shocked! Not so much by all the pornographic material (read: animal porn) that i had received because, after all, I had ordered it.
No, what shocked me was a series of pictures, edited pictures, showing his holiness as all sorts of farm animals, and even one where he had the body of actor/humanitarian Angelina Jolie. I would like to make absolutely clear to you people that despite being wildly erotic to a degree where one finds it hard to sit still, pictures such as these are NOT allowed, and were NOT what i meant when I asked you to participate in the contest. All but a select few have been deleted, and the rest will follow as soon as I buy them back from notquiteangelina.com (sorry, it was a moment of weakness and I really needed the money for crack). If we are going to have contests like this in the future you need to pull your act together.
now for the very last time: Troels Nielsen is our savior and protector from a dangerous world. Troels Nielsen is a becon of light in a desert of burned out candless in the middle of the darkest night. Troels Nielsen is NOT our dirty mama, and consequently does NOT deserve to be spanked for being naughty naughty...
As a matter of fact, that will be our new prayer. reherse it with your friends, and shout it from the roof tops.
Freaks!
As for the artist responsible for these pictures, we know that you meant well, but if you have any doubts about what will be your fate, please scroll down to the original contest declaration post.
you will be missed...

the american emperialists bow down before us

Our glorious leader and guru has recently been recognized by one of the top political commentators in that other gods own country, the USA. I speak of course of former religious conservative and host of the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert. Mr. Colbert has become so enthusiastic that he has dedicated his "on notice board" to the cause, putting on notice all those who would question our leaders magnificence, persecuting the nay-sayers in a manner so merciless and intolerant that it has earned him a place in the troelsian hall of fame.
Our revolution has taken off. now if only we could get a spot on MTV crips...

By the way, i'm not quite sure why mr. Colbert cannot spell the word asparagus, but he might have been just a little drunk when he wrote it...