In other news...

Greetings fellow Troelsians!

In what can only be described as ABOUT BLOODY TIME our magnificent leader has been unanimously elected as the single most important individual in the universe during a conference i Aalborg today. Almost the entire danish section of the "World Wide Foundation for the sanctification of Troels and his long overdue ascention to the throne of EVERYTHING!" (also known as the WWF) showed up at this epic event, and cries of "Troels for pope!", "kill the heathens!" and "Attica Attica!" rang out across the waters/floor.
Troels himself was unfortunately not able to attend the gathering as he was, as always, out helping the weak, the helpless and the just plain stupid.
I am, however, convinced that he will be happy to hear of it, and that he will rain his many blessings upon us.

Happy day. Happy Troels-day indeed...