off to a slow start...

My first entry on this tributory site starts off on a sad note. While I have been sitting here putting the finishing touches on my meager salute to the great becon of light that is mr. Nielsen, some rodent whoes kin will be cursed for a thousand generations has stolen the very seat of his divine rule out from under him. To clarify i submit to you this letter which I have just received from the master himself. Bow your heads (not too much though or you wont be able to see the screen) and bathe in the glory of his word...

"Hej alle sammen!

Jeg savner min stol...

Da jeg er hjælper må jeg gå ud fra, at i alle ved hvem jeg er og hvor jeg sidder. Jeg kan derfor kun opfatte det som et personligt angreb, at nogen har taget ikke bare een stol men min stol."

To translate to our english speaking breathren: Someone has stolen our magnificent leaders chair!
This calls for the blood of the innocent! (yes, thats right, it says innocent, why the hell should they get off?)
Go forth into the world and slay all who possess a chair that is not theirs. and when you do so remember the words of another great man and apprentice of mr. Nielsens:

Deuteronomy 21:22-23

"If a man who commits a sin worthy of death is put to death, and you hang him from a tree

his body must not remain in the tree overnight.

You must bury him on the same day, for a hanged man is acursed of God."

Other than that you can pretty much just go medieval...

Now Go!